An Important Sunday

The streets are all empty of cars
The church pews today are deserted
The people are packed into bars
Emergency crews all alerted

What business can cause such a fuss?
What issue obsseses the nation?
The question on all lips is thus:
Can Palace avoid relegation?


Written this morning, before the match, but posted afterwards. A very exciting game ended in a 2-2 draw, which was all Crystal Palace needed to avoid relegation. Now all we need is a new owner...

One for the Palace fans

Now, Warnock’s composure’s not sunny
He thinks the ref’s lapses aren’t funny
But win, lose or draw
Who cares ‘bout the score,
As long as it brings in the money?